Haiku Fridays: Jesus Montero Lives in Ice-Creamic Infamy

MLB: Seattle Mariners at Cleveland Indians

This week saw the Mariners do awesome things, like sweep the Red Sox at Fenway for the first time in franchise history. This week saw the M’s do terrible things, like let Erasmo Ramirez pitch. This week saw M’s employees do very, very strange things. Let’s recap, in syllabically patterned form!

 

Who’s thirty-seven-

years-old and just swept Boston?

Many janitors.

 

Erasmo pitching

during a postseason run

might be illegal.

 

A Mariners scout

would jeopardize his career

for a Klondike Bar.

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