Haiku Fridays: On a Saturday

MLB: Seattle Mariners at Detroit Tigers

Heyyy, so, yeah, got a little busy yesterday, didn’t get the haikus out on time, but here we are! Time for some awesome Mariner haikus to kick off Friday (Saturday).

 

Last night’s game was long

Tried to keep up for a while

Then it was Friday

 

Mike Trout is the worst

Terrible baseball player

He has a stupid face

 

Felix vs. Richards

Flamethrowers past and present

Stars, the both of them

 

An ode to Ackley

Dustin, yo, what the fuck, man

Pullin’ some bullshit

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